Saturday, April 7, 2012

How Not to Deal with an Angry German Prostitute

A few weeks ago I had a few drinks and met a woman in London. We had a great time mixed with good food, great conversation and sex. She's also a prostitute. She claims we had sex for three hours and has resorted to seeking monetary recourse through blasting my picture all over the internet. I don't remember her taking any photos of me but I did recognize the tiger cuffs in the background. Perhaps Madam Rosi and I can work out some kind of compromise. For your viewing pleasure, I have both videos. The first is in German and the second is in English. She claimed I booked over the internet. She's lying.

http://tuby.tv/2/4f1208b8f912935b
http://tuby.tv/1/fd8899c99bf252e8

FYI: this is totally a joke but fucking funny nonetheless. In case I win any awards I don't want this to come back and bite me in the ass.

2 comments:

  1. I'm going to have to talk to you about what you've been drinking, and with whom!

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  2. I thought I was very careful that evening. Just damn.

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